Winter 2023

Ted Cruz's Tears Mug

Regular price $16.00
Ted Cruz's Tears Mug
Ted Cruz is the worst. When we imagine him crying, it brings us joy. Does it bring you joy, too? C'mon, take a second to *really* imagine it.... Ahhh... So much better than latte art.

This mug sends a message to nosy co-workers and your visiting relatives with atrocious political views. That message is: Ted Cruz sucks. He just does.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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